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Squeez Bacon!

April 1st, 2009 · 4 Comments

My favorite April Fool’s jokes:
1. ThinkGeek has some brand-new products you might enjoy, including an adorable Tauntaun sleeping bag for the cold little Jedi in your life, a Unicorn Chaser to cleanse your brain next time you’re sorry you looked at that horrible link your sister-in-law sent you, and of course make your breadmeat shine [...]

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Tags: Links

Ten! Years!

March 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

In the immortal words of Jeremy Piven in Grosse Pointe Blank: “Ten years! Ten years! Ten! Years!” Yes, believe it or not, I have owned this domain for an entire decade. It’s been home to everything from passive-aggressive collegiate angst to stories of my travel adventures to this YA lit [...]

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Tags: Musing

When 3.5 in. floppies looked futuristic

January 14th, 2009 · No Comments

My friend, a public librarian, found this in her library’s attic:
Behold, fabulously 80s library poster!
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Hey you kids, get off my 3 1/2 inch lawn!

January 13th, 2009 · 5 Comments

This morning I checked out a digital camera to a middle schooler. The only one we had left was one of the old ones that stores the pictures on a floppy disk. I explained this to my student. Her friend overheard and asked, “What’s a floppy?”
The first student’s answer? “It’s like [...]

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A break from reviews for a geekgasm

December 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Via my dear friend Eric at The Oyster’s Garter:
Who would win in a fight, Capt. Picard or Darth Vader?

I showed my 8th graders the tree octopus page today, by way of teaching website evaluation in a way that didn’t make them start snoring and drooling on their computers. “Why would anyone make a page [...]

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Tags: Links · School